Pick Up Lines

Your name must be gillette, cuz you're the best a man can get!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
I may not be the best looking guy/girl here, but I'm the ONLY one hitting on you!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I noticed you noticing me, and I'd just like to put you on notice that I noticed you, too!
What do you say we go behind this rock and get a little boulder?
Hi. The voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.
If you were a booger, I would pick you first!
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I'm new in town. Could I have directions to your house?
You may not be the best looking guy here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you've got a nice set of buns!
Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you've got FINE, FINE, FINE written all over you!
Bond. James Bond. (for girls: Bond. Jane Bond.)
Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out!
I know that milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" together.
I'm pretty, you're pretty. Let's go home and stare at each other.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Did it hurt when you fell...from heaven!
Can I take you out on a McDate?
You're ugly, but you intrigue me.
Your legs must be tired...cuz you've been running through my mind all day!
Was your father a thief? Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
There must be something wrong with my eyes... I can't take them off of you!
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Inheriting 80 million dollars doesn't say much when you have a bad heart.